Only in Woke America: New York Runway Goes Full ‘Gay Sheep’ Circus

In a moment that perfectly captures the insanity of modern woke culture, New York’s fashion elite gathered this week to applaud… wool from “gay sheep.” Yes. This is real. This is America in 2025.

Los Angeles designer Michael Schmidt — stylist to the Hollywood elite and apparently now to confused livestock — unveiled hats, robes, dungarees, and even a sailing hat made exclusively from sheep who prefer same-sex partners. The project was proudly supported by Rainbow Wool, a German group that “rescues” non-mating rams, and of course the hookup app Grindr, because why not drag sheep into identity politics too?

The show, titled “I Wool Survive,” looked less like fashion and more like satire come to life. Schmidt claimed this is an “art project” to prove that homosexuality exists in animals and therefore is “part of nature.” Grindr’s marketing VP even bragged, “You can’t say the sheep were corrupted by woke culture.”

Conservatives across America couldn’t stop laughing — or shaking their heads. While families struggle with inflation and the border crisis explodes, the woke elite are holding a Pride parade for sheep.

CAPITOL TIMES will keep covering this madness until the country regains its sanity… assuming the sheep don’t get their own activist union next.